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big..E.
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Posted: Sun Aug 17th, 2008 10:29 pm |
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Man said 2his wife.."Had 2 show the grey hairs on my chest to get my pension"..
Wife said.."You should have shown em your c*ck,you would have got Disability Allowance aswell !!"..
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castrolrob
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Posted: Thu Aug 7th, 2008 07:35 am |
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david beckham being interviewed by gary lineker-well gary they leave your mouth fresh,taste nice and minty.they only have one calorie so victoria loves them.good answer david and one that most of our viewers would agree with but to return to my original question,what do you think of todays tactics?
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big..E.
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Posted: Wed Aug 6th, 2008 09:49 pm |
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| Went to the chippy for tea tonight,as i came out i noticed a guy sittin on the floor beggin, "I have'nt eaten for three days" he called out...."wish I had your willpower" I replied..... big..E...
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Wesley
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Posted: Tue Aug 5th, 2008 11:26 pm |
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"annette" class and "contagious" lol. ps; and the Chelsea fans.
How Hi Is a Chinaman?
Last edited on Tue Aug 5th, 2008 11:28 pm by Wesley
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volksjim
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Posted: Tue Aug 5th, 2008 08:01 pm |
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what do you call a guy with a one inch dick......justin
a man with no legs and arms in a bush.......russell
a man with no legs and arms in a swimming pool....bob
guy standing between two houses.......ally
women standing between goalposts....annette
guy with a car on his head......jack
guy with a seagull on his head....cliff
chinese heavy smoker.......wan lung
guy that sleeps with a tiger..claude balls
think i will get my coat now
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castrolrob
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Posted: Mon Aug 4th, 2008 09:00 pm |
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little johny at school,teacher asks which football team do you support?liverpool he says.but why asks the teacher?we are in london.well mum and dad both come from there so i support them says johny.you dont have to copy everything your parents do you know,if your dad was a drug dealer and your mum a prostitute you wouldnt copy that would you?no,says johny-if dad dealt drugs and mum was a hooker i would be a chelsea fan like you bunch of c--nts!
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scubaman
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Posted: Tue Jul 22nd, 2008 12:11 am |
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| My wife thinks I am addicted to brake fluid. I personally dont think its a problem as I can stop at any time...
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kev1975
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Posted: Sun Jul 20th, 2008 06:34 pm |
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teacher asks the kids to use the word contagious in sentence .
little johnny puts his hand up & says " the man next door is painting the outside of his house with a 2 inch brush & my dad says that'll take the c**t ages "
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big..E.
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Posted: Sun Jul 20th, 2008 06:19 pm |
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Wesley wrote: big..E. wrote: Any one got any good jokes??? Could do with a laff.....
Teacher asks kids to incude "Timbuctoo" In a sentence, little Johnny`s hand shot up. miss miss! Ok Johnny, Go You Ahead. Johnny replies,
Tim and I went down to Kent We met three ladies in a tent there wasn`t very much to do so I bucked one and "Timbuctoo"!
Still makes me laff Wes..Class.
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Wesley
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Posted: Sun Jul 20th, 2008 12:37 am |
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big..E. wrote: Any one got any good jokes??? Could do with a laff.....
Teacher asks kids to incude "Timbuctoo" In a sentence, little Johnny`s hand shot up. miss miss! Ok Johnny, Go You Ahead. Johnny replies,
Tim and I went down to Kent We met three ladies in a tent there wasn`t very much to do so I bucked one and "Timbuctoo"!
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castrolrob
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Posted: Sat Jul 19th, 2008 09:42 pm |
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its like shagging a retarded dwarf,its not big and its not clever....
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Wesley
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Posted: Sat Jul 19th, 2008 12:25 am |
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big..E. wrote: A Cannibal sat cryin next to a pile of Sh!t..
His mate asked "whats up with you"
The Cannibal replied "I just Dumped my wife"..
Evil Dude!
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Johnboy
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Posted: Fri Jul 18th, 2008 09:09 pm |
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An Aardvark walked into a pub
The Landlord said 'Why the long face'
sorry....
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chilli
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Posted: Fri Jul 18th, 2008 08:19 pm |
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not very good but here goes
whats a s**tzu?
a zoo with no animals
sorry
paul
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kev1975
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Posted: Thu Jul 17th, 2008 11:54 pm |
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| rofl
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big..E.
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Posted: Thu Jul 17th, 2008 11:21 pm |
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A Cannibal sat cryin next to a pile of Sh!t..
His mate asked "whats up with you"
The Cannibal replied "I just Dumped my wife"..
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kev1975
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Posted: Thu Jul 17th, 2008 11:05 pm |
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i think i just remembered one .
the mrs said she wanted to go somewhere expensive , so i took her to a petrol station .
yeah it's a bit corny but at least it's clean
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big..E.
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Posted: Thu Jul 17th, 2008 11:01 pm |
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| After scanning the jokes on me moby,neither have I..But at least we tried...
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kev1975
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Posted: Thu Jul 17th, 2008 10:52 pm |
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| i haven't got any jokes that are clean enough for on here
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big..E.
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Posted: Thu Jul 17th, 2008 10:45 pm |
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| Any one got any good jokes??? Could do with a laff.....
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