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Wesley
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 Posted: Wed Aug 20th, 2008 11:29 pm

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big..E. you had at last count 2153 views on jokes;) and now you want More?:shock:

Denzil has broken down on Bodmin Moor in his 2.4ltr petrol Landie on way to visit "Jethro" now at Lewdown bloody foriegner!!:shock: so he calls the breakdown services, When they eventually arrive, Guy spends some time under bonnet havin a browse and eventually diagnoses the fault;) 

"You have "S*it in the Carburettor". "Oh I "See", said Denzil, "And how Often do I have to do that"? :D

Laters, 2moz,;) Wes.:P

Last edited on Wed Aug 20th, 2008 11:32 pm by Wesley

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 Posted: Wed Aug 20th, 2008 10:34 pm

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Irish chat up lines......NO OFFENCE INTENDED......;)

1.Did u Fart?..Cause u just blew me away..:D

2.Are ur Parents retarded?..Cause ur special..:?

3.My love for you is like diarrhea-I just can't hold it in..:D

4.Theres a mirror in yer knickers..cos i can see myself in them..:cool:

5.Your Body reminds me of a spanner,everytime i look at you me nuts tighten up..:dude:


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